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5 seconds of summer :// Amnesia 

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Dear girls who dress like sluts,
You ain’t cute, you look like a 3 dressed up as a 9. I am not saying you as a human aren’t good enough. But when your lady parts are flapping around I don’t want to see that. I am sorry of that’s what you think everyone wants to see. But I am pretty positive you are gonna end being called a hoe.

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cashsnipslip:

"So you still like those Magcon boys? Girl, grow up"

"You are never going to meet Nash Grier"

"OMG, I love Cameron Grier!"

"Aaron is not even cute"

"Taylor is a total douche"

"You’re a bitch"

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accio-percabeth:

fullmetalcupcake:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Okay, but if it’s liquefied apple fetus, then that means that it is an apple, so then it is forced cannibalism.  

We’ve come full circle.

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carriehopefletcher:

bulllymia:

animentary:

hellomrtoshy:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

Hell Yes! 

I feel like this needs to be shared with a ton of people.

Sorry for the color but i love this.

Can everyone take notice of this please? 

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cashood:

hipsterlashton:

missyisntcarzy:

hemmgs:

cliffucks:

Luke falling off Calum 

ITS SHIRTLESS LUKE

WE MADE IT BEFORE WE DIED 5SOSFAM

OMG AM I SEEING LUKE TOPLESS!!!!! 

he’s falling to the beat of the music I’m listening to and you don’t understand how funny that is

SHIRTLESS LUKE WOW WHAT A BLESSING

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perksofbeinganawksunicornpotato:

doctors-and-devils:

just wanna see how many people actually care about their music

IF YOU SAY THEYRE PUNK AND THEN CARE ABOUT THEIR LOOKS YOU CAN SUCK MY PWEENUSSS BECAUSE PUNK DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT LOOKS OK THEY ARE FUCKING IRRELEVANT THE MUSIC IS WHAT MATTERS

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au8:

Jake Foushee’s tweets are on point

au8:

Jake Foushee’s tweets are on point

Source: twitter.com