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darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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5 seconds of summer :// Amnesia 

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Dear girls who dress like sluts,
You ain’t cute, you look like a 3 dressed up as a 9. I am not saying you as a human aren’t good enough. But when your lady parts are flapping around I don’t want to see that. I am sorry of that’s what you think everyone wants to see. But I am pretty positive you are gonna end being called a hoe.

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cashsnipslip:

"So you still like those Magcon boys? Girl, grow up"

"You are never going to meet Nash Grier"

"OMG, I love Cameron Grier!"

"Aaron is not even cute"

"Taylor is a total douche"

"You’re a bitch"

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dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Okay, but if it’s liquefied apple fetus, then that means that it is an apple, so then it is forced cannibalism.  

We’ve come full circle.

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